Yesterday, a blender fell on my head.
It fell from on top of the fridge, hit my head, then bounced off my foot and shattered all over the kitchen. My feet were bare, and to exit the kitchen, I had to walk over the broken glass. (I guess I could have put a towel down, but I think I was in a wee bit of shock.) I just walked over the glass. And there was a lot of glass.
Other than one small cut on TOP of my foot, I am unscathed.
I can’t decide if I’m lucky or stupid.