January 2010
70 posts
Mr. Abernathy has seen me naked.
Just reading Tony’s book in the bath.
Happy Birthday, Rommie!
Love,
Beth and Jason!
Hey Beth
alinasmith:
I’m working on a song right now. Are you?
Let’s just say, I Don’t Stop Believin’.
Husband: "Wait. Did I spell 'exiting' right? Oh no. Did I just say you were unfulfilled 'exciting' the bathroom?
Me: No, 'exciting' has a 'c' in it. Even I know that."
WatchHappy Birthday, Lucy Kate!
Poutine regret
Let’s hope these expired chewable Rolaids don’t make me sicker.
They do kinda taste funky.
Nom nom nom.
A twitter marriage
I’m upstairs drying my hair. My iPhone rings, so I answer. It’s Jason asking me to check my DM’s to look at a possible tweet. I do, it’s funny, so I DM him back.
He’s downstairs covered in cats and didn’t want to move.
I'm a Canadian. Get me outta here!
Our flight home keeps getting delayed. It’s hot and crowded and my supper of fried cheese is not sitting well. So far, Jersey sucks like that bouncer I almost beat up.
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Do you know what's the best thing ever?
When you meet your friends. And you love them because they are awesome.
Thanks for not being creepy.
(Except for you. You were totally creepy.)
Some Fun True Updates from SFTU
samhey:
1) Last night when the party moved to the bar across the street, Sween moved a large group of the party onto the dance floor where the group proceeded to get down. 2) Soon thereafter Sween moved a large group of the party outside, where two large black Escalades pulled up. The group got into the Escalades and pulled away, with Sween leaning out the window conversing with partygoers...
Note to self:
Drink more water and eat more food or you’re not going to survive this weekend.
I’m sitting here with black socks and no pants. Drinking red wine. I have to get on a plane in a few hours. I don’t what’s happening.
Getting to know me...
If you smear blue cheese on your face, I will lick you.
People with size 10 feet make me cry.
If you have red hair, I will think you are possessed by Satan and perform an exorcism. I carry around holy water just in case. (Also? Wetnaps!)
I like to ground hard candy and snort it through a straw.
Can’t wear the color orange. Reminds me of an incident involving pumpkin pie, Cheetos, and...
“Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.”
– Albert Camus
Hey Sarah! I just got up and did the Super Freak...
As I am clearly a SUPER FREAK.
OH HAI SATURDAY
Just sitting on my sofa, drinking ice tea and watching Little Miss Sunshine in my jammies. Cats everywhere.
I’m so happy I’m shining.
THANKS BETH!
worldwarmike:
Now Bee won’t stop referring to me as “sushi in her belly.”
YOU’RE WELCOME, CUTIE PIE!
After my nice and fancy sushi dinner, I went to a trendy bar with my “single” friends. It was horrifying. The women were all in the same uniform. Little black mini-dresses, high heels, Bumpits in their bleach blond hair. Some 19 year old dude (the legal drinking age in Nova Scotia) tried to push me into the men’s bathroom. So I grabbed him by the waist and pushed him as hard as I...
I was bored, so decided to see what would happen...
My Jersey Shore nickname is “The Ashley Simpson of Cape May.”
What does that even mean?
Plus, isn’t her name “Ashlee”?
I was just told that I look real classy when I’m walking down the gravel embankment of a street with no sidewalk. I think it’s the red beret on my head and the Peg Bundy wiggle in my walk.
I tend to walk around like I run this town.
Well… this small Altantic Canadian industrial park with no sidewalks.
The lip gloss incident
A male co-worker (located higher up the corporate food chain) approached me yesterday. He needed my advice on a work-related issue. I turned my back on him, took out my lip gloss, and slowly applied it to my lips. I then turned back to him and said, “I could not tackle this question without soft, glossy lips.” He looked at me strangely and then asked his question. I then proceeded to...
baileygenine:
Don McLean - American Pie
You...
Canadian man killed by his Siberian Tiger
Seriously dude! You had a Siberian Tiger as a pet AND it had already mauled a 10 year old boy six years ago. Tigers are not pets, you dead moron.
Too harsh?
We are all a little nervous about SF
Will so-and-so like me? What if I do something stupid? What if they think I’m too ugly/too fat/too thin/have no boobs/have too many boobs/too blond/too dumb/too short/too tall/too boring?
We will party and we will have an excellent time. The end.