This past Friday, Jason and I went to the Canadian National Exhibition. We ate, drank and rode silly rides. Alone, this is not a strange occurrence. We are big children who like to have fun. While we were there, a camera crew came up to us and asked us what sound a sheep makes. We were hanging out with the sheep and I guess we looked pretty enthused about this fact.
Cut to this morning. A co-worker came up to me and said he enjoyed seeing me on six o’clock news and that I was famous. Then I remembered the sheep thing. Another co-worker looked it up. Low and behold, there we were, acting like sheep on TV. I particularly like the sarcastic look on my face, my sheep sounds, and my expressive jazz hands. Yes, I said jazz hands.
I sounded like a sheep and waved around my hands like Bob Fosse on the six o’clock news.
While my husband is away (throwing around a silly Frisbee in our nation’s capital. SNORE) I watch stupid “horror” movies. And I use the word horror loosely.
Yesterday, I watched Season of the Witch. It stars Nicolas Cage (and the guy who plays Hellboy) and it was truly horrible. I give it 1/2 out of 10. If it wasn’t for the fact that I was drinking wine in my underwear at the time, I would have given it a -3.
Now I’m watching Jonah Hex. Dumb plot but good cast. It has Will Arnett, and that dude from the latest X-Men movie and John Malkovich. Sadly, it also stars Megan Fox and she makes me want to kick things. I give Jonah Hex a 2 out of 10.
But this yummy wine is delicious and it give it a 10 out of 10.
(Wow! I am awesome at this! I should be a professional movie/wine reviewer!)