Who raised you — a family of goats? What kind of person literally body-slams another person out of the way to cross the street? Most civilized people say “Excuse me, can I get by”? We’re both small women with good hair. We’re simpatico.

The difference between us is you’re a meanie-pants who likes shoving other women out of the way without even looking at them or apologizing.

Does this make you feel superior?

Good luck with that, you silly bitch.