1. See “The Hobbit”.
2. Drink at a pub in Dublin.
3. Write, direct, and star in a vampires-versus-zombies B-movie
3. Teach my cat to bring momma her wine.
4. Do one of those silly dance flash mobs to “Call Me Maybe”, but it’s all pelvic thrusts and boob touching. (But not my pelvis or boobs.)
5. Change my avatar.
Not necessarily in that order.