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It’s Josh Hopkins’ Birthday and We’ll Suck If We Want To

A successful birthday video is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration.

This is what happens when you drop the zeroes out of those percentages.

 After watching this video, I have noticed a few things about myself:

1. I must have had Twinkie stuck in my teeth because I keep trying to suck it out. Maybe I should have waited to eat the Twinkie.
2. Why did I change into my jammies? I had on a nice outfit at work and I should have worn that.
3. I’m really am Cold Steel. (Honey, I do love you.)
4. Ouch. I hurt my hand on that candle.